Gnearly Bird Tickets
Punctuality in this kingdom knows each box of candy include a golden ticket. Chew on this, and thine passage to The Festival of Gnarnia can be charted with a limited edition pass of the Gnearly Bird. Take heed this advice, and embark on thine destiny.
The forces of the initial line up are approaching hastily from the East. We expect our rendezvous to occur on Monday March 26th, in the year of two thousand and twelve. Prepare thy self earth being.