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April 9, 2012

The Quest for Gnarnia Prevails

The Festival of Gnarnia is fast becoming a destination event for Gnarniacs from across the Americas! We have reports of the promotion Gnarmy street lurking into cities on the northern lands of New York and Connecticut, Western lands of Colorado and Oregon, and as far south as Columbia and Chile. The kings call for the Gnarmy has brought great success in attracting fellow venturers in a quest to defeat the evil sound drones lead by the bad speaker king. Get your “Winter Clearance” ticket now, we only have a few left for $95.00 plus fees. Go to to secure your seat on the front lines of the sonic battle royal! If you want to take your service to the king to the next level, sign up to volunteer and become a member of the Gnarnia crew! Go to

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